Some xmas and new year safety tips

Some xmas and new year safety tips I received:

1) Don't drink and drive. (Jump in a licensed taxi)
2) Don't do drugs and drive. (Jump in a licensed taxi)
3) When out clubbing or visiting bars always stay with friends.
4) Never leave your drinks unattended.
5) Don't drink yourself stupid. Drink to be merry!
6) Don't think your super human and go mad on drugs.
7) Always make sure someone knows where you are going.
8) Always go home with friends and not strangers.
9) Always use a condom.
10) Don't carry a weapon.

Ok then...